BONUS BLOG - AUGUST 16, 2010 "Week Off"

I know what you’re thinking.  “Yeh, Dave took the week off to beg people to share this stupid blog.”  

Yeh, okay.  So, I’m a bit of a huckster, a medicine man, a car salesman.  A prostitute even.  Call me what you will.  Just do whatever the hell you can to help me turn a buck or two, okay?  Do that, and I will leave you alone.  Well, except for the drivel that I ask you to read every week.

But this is some good drivel.  I mean who in the world would not want to read about me having a credit card rejected at 4:59pm one Christmas Eve?   Or how an NBA All-Star nearly killed me?  Or how I made Dean Smith panic?  That Bobby Bowden hates me?  Or why I shaved one New Years’ Eve?  Or how I became known as “Inflatable Dave?”  Or that I was victimized by a huge international credit card fraud scheme?  That I was imprisoned?  That I lost my teeth? That I was terrorized by thousands of killer bees?  I mean, this is some good stuff.

So read and learn.  And share with others, okay?  Please?  I mean, really!  PLEASE!?  I’m not begging here.  But .. uh... please?

And if you act NOW, I will send you a free gift!  Alright.  I don’t know how to do that. But I would if I could.  Really.

Thanks y’all.  I do mean that.
 

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  • 8/24/2010 7:42 PM THELUNARREPORT.COM wrote:
    Thanks for checking out TheLunarReport.com. If you are reading this, then you likely know that I am taking the week off. Since you are here, I hope that you will take a few moments to browse the site, read a few things, and enjoy some stuff.

    If you like what you see, or if you know someone who would enjoy this, I hope you will consider sharing the site. People seem to like these. I sure love doing them.

    And. Thanks!

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